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He Got The Job
The company′s personnel director was examining several applicants for a job. The first was ushered into his office and seated beside his desk.
Director, “What′s your experience, young man?”
Applicant, “Sir, I′ve been a gag writer for TV shows.”
Director, “Let′s see you invent a gag.”
The applicant opened the office door, leaned out into the hall, and said:“Okay, you guys, you can go home. The job′s taken.”
他找到了工作
公司的人事经理正在从几名候选人中为一个职位选人。第一个人被引进办公室并坐在书桌旁。
经理:“你有什么经历,年轻人?”
求职者:“先生,我一直是电视节目诨剧作家。”
经理:“让我们看看你编一个诨剧。”
求职者打开办公室的门,把身子探向门厅并说道:“喂,大伙听着,你们回家吧,这个工作有人了。”
Lose A Day′s Work
A teacher received a letter from the mother of one of her pupils, “Dear Miss, Please don′t give Johnny any more homework. That sum about how long it would take a man to walk fifty times round Trafalgar Square caused his father to lose a day′s work. And after he′d walked it you marked the sum wrong.”
耗费一天的工作
某老师收到一个学生母亲的来信:“亲爱的小姐,请你别再给约翰尼布置家庭作业了。一个人绕特拉法尔加广场走50圈需要多少时间的那道题让他父亲耽误了一天的工作,可当他走完50圈之后,你却判得数是错的。”